Poison, Two New Tees and Not Much Else

Hello Kittens!

In the words of history's most notorious frotteur, Bret Michaels, "a-wass-a-goin-on?" (I'm not sure if that should have so many hyphens. If you know for sure, a-please-a-email-me).

Just a quick message to give y'all a heads up about two new tees which will be up on the website in the next few days. Bear in mind that these are just mock-ups at this stage and will be looking a lot more spiffy when they are completely ready to rock.

Thanks to the very talented Gabriella at http://www.i-pix.it/, and super-cool Svilen at http://www.nname.org/ for their help with this month's shirts.

Anyhoo, the new shirts will be up in the next day or two. Until then - ROCK ON.

Johnny Sunshine

Free shirts, no strings attached!

Just a quick reminder for those of you who haven't signed up for our highly infrequent newsletter - do it! Go to NakedShirts, enter your details and go into the draw to win shirts, shirts, shirts! It's that easy. 'Nuff said.



Mpwah!



Johnny Sunshine

Brace Yourself for Xmas

Hey all!

Great new shirts are avaliable, with more on the way. God, don't you just love t-shirts?

But first, two big thank-you's. Firstly, a good friend of mine, Fuschia Foot contributed her lovely photograph (and equally lovely waist) for our new blog banner (see above). Thanks Fushia! It's so much better than the photo of my waist we were going to use (which has unsightly clumps of hair and extra nipples and other stuff).

Also a big thanks to Janus Gawron, who's great photo was used on one of out latest t-shirts. Thanks man!

Okay, now that the greasing is out of the way, here are our new shirts:

This hot little number is great for horror fans, goths and/or serial killers (and who doesn't know a bunch of those?).

Next, if you're anything like me, you love boobs. Well, here's the perfect shirt for the busy misogynist on the go:

Anyway, that's all for now. Merry Xmas. God help us all.