nakedshirts

YUP, YOU GUESSED IT

2008-05-07T11:31:00.000-07:00

Still more t-shirts from the one and only NakedShirts, and this time we've got everything that special geek in your life could want.

First up, a t-shirt for people who love the rodeo, but feel that it jut doesn't last long enough, check it out: the super-slow Star Wars At-At Rodeo.

Next up, this new Spock t-shirt is perfect for the geek who's sure he can kick ass:

Next, everyone knows that geeks and masturbation go together like franks and beans. Here's the shirt to prove it:

Finally, if you're anything like me (a radical right, fundamentalist Christian), you hate liberals and their stupid t-shirts. Here one for you (you bitter, twisted, Nixon-loving cockroach):

Remember, you can check out the website here - nakedshirts - or if you're Australian, American, Iranian, Polish or from anywhere else in the world, check out our international Ebay store here.

Rock on,

Johnny Sunshine.

Howdy, stranger!

2008-04-29T21:11:00.000-07:00

If you're an out-of-towner (by that I mean Australian), don't despair! Nakedshirts is now on Ebay.au. Check us out here. And here's our shiny new banner:

New Shirts for Geeks!

2008-04-14T12:29:00.000-07:00

Hey there, my lovelies.

Just a quick note to give you a heads up about the great new shirts for geeks we've got coming up at NakedShirts. Here's the first, and more are on the way.

Thanks to Piotr Ciuchta for his help with that one.
We've also updated a few oldies. Here they are:

That's all. Thanks for stopping by.

Johnny Sunshine http://www.nakedshirts.blogspot.com/

Poison, Two New Tees and Not Much Else

2008-04-10T09:30:00.000-07:00

Hello Kittens!

In the words of history's most notorious frotteur, Bret Michaels, "a-wass-a-goin-on?" (I'm not sure if that should have so many hyphens. If you know for sure, a-please-a-email-me).

Just a quick message to give y'all a heads up about two new tees which will be up on the website in the next few days. Bear in mind that these are just mock-ups at this stage and will be looking a lot more spiffy when they are completely ready to rock.

Thanks to the very talented Gabriella at http://www.i-pix.it/, and super-cool Svilen at http://www.nname.org/ for their help with this month's shirts.

Anyhoo, the new shirts will be up in the next day or two. Until then - ROCK ON.

Johnny Sunshine

Free shirts, no strings attached!

2008-04-05T17:52:00.000-07:00

Just a quick reminder for those of you who haven't signed up for our highly infrequent newsletter - do it! Go to NakedShirts, enter your details and go into the draw to win shirts, shirts, shirts! It's that easy. 'Nuff said.

Mpwah!

Johnny Sunshine

More Kiwiana, New Shirts, Satisfied Customers and Advertising for our Advertising(?)!

2008-04-04T13:24:00.000-07:00

Following on the outrageous success of our 'I'm the Ferndale Strangler' t-shirts, we've decided to milk the kiwiana theme even more. Introducing (drumrolllllllllll) -

...the 'Dennis from Accounts' tee. New Zealand's favorite letch, Dennis has always had wicked style (and an eye for the ladies), and now you can steal some of his late-night mojo with this stellar new shirt from NakedShirts. Like the 'strangler' tee, we're not selling this one through the website, so either go to our TradeMe account to purchase or just drop us a line. Tees are $35 each and guaranteed to impress the girls (and boys) on K Road.

Here's three more shirts for you greedy people:

Get them while they're fresh!

In other news, our friend Fuschia Foot loves her new custom shirt, and put this pic up on her Flickr account. Glad you like it Fuschia, and thanks again for the pic.

Lastly, here's our new advertising button:

Click it. Do it. Now.

Rock on people, I love you like my own children.

Johnny Sunshine.

TEACH THOSE NURSES WHO'S BOSS WITH THIS BRAND NEW, LIMITED EDITION TEE!

2008-03-08T18:16:00.000-08:00

Hello my little peeps. Just a quick update today to let you know about the smoking new, limited run t-shirt that we're currently selling on TradeMe. This tee is only avaliable for a limited time and isn't for sale on the nakedshirts website - only on TradeMe. Check out the trader Maxpowershirts (our old trading name) for the deal. Be quick though - as I said, it's a limited run and these are selling really quick so hurry.

Here's another which is still in the works. Perfect for the morbidly obese professional on the go. It should be up on nakedshirts.co.nz in the next week or two.

Don't forget - if you've got a smokingly good idea for a t-shirt, for God's sake, send it to us. Not only will you be gloriously mentioned on this blog, but the first one is free for you! Delivery straight to your door! With a strawberry kiss from me!*

If you're just too lazy even to send us an idea, that's okay too! Just sign up for our highly infrequent newsletter, and you're in the draw to win shirts. It's so easy!

Okay, enough generosity for you. Stay posted for more shirts in the next week or so.

Rock on,

Johnny Sunshine

*Strawberry kiss optional

New Shirts and Hot Metal Music

2008-02-03T21:57:00.000-08:00

Hello petals!

More t-shirts this month of course.

If you love either crack or puns you're going to love this shirt:

Next up, because Chuck Norris will sue you then punch you into outerspace if you make unlicenced t-shirts of him, here's a martial arts shirt for the average Joe:

Now I hear you saying: "Johnny Sunshine, isn't there more to life than the world's most kick-ass t-shirts?" Well, I say unto you: "Yes."

This Saturday 9th February you better be at the Media Club in Christchurch because the one and only Nosittap are going to be raising the roof from 9:30. It's going to be a double-barrelled showdown between The 'Tap and Dezmadore. My money's on The 'Tap but head along and judge for yourself.

Brace Yourself for Xmas

2007-12-04T00:26:00.000-08:00

Hey all!

Great new shirts are avaliable, with more on the way. God, don't you just love t-shirts?

But first, two big thank-you's. Firstly, a good friend of mine, Fuschia Foot contributed her lovely photograph (and equally lovely waist) for our new blog banner (see above). Thanks Fushia! It's so much better than the photo of my waist we were going to use (which has unsightly clumps of hair and extra nipples and other stuff).

Also a big thanks to Janus Gawron, who's great photo was used on one of out latest t-shirts. Thanks man!

Okay, now that the greasing is out of the way, here are our new shirts:

This hot little number is great for horror fans, goths and/or serial killers (and who doesn't know a bunch of those?).

Next, if you're anything like me, you love boobs. Well, here's the perfect shirt for the busy misogynist on the go:

Anyway, that's all for now. Merry Xmas. God help us all.

Hello again my pretties!

2007-11-13T17:03:00.000-08:00

Just a quick post this time - Xmas is coming, as it sometimes does, so we're hard at work designing cool new shirts for y'all. Here are our two latest:

We've been really busy lately, not just designing shirts, but also organising custom runs for people, photoshopping banners, wrestling with disobedient printers etc etc etc. Anyways, what I'm trying to say is that my next post wont be this boring, I promise.

Contact us if you're interested in getting your band's or business shirts done, or if you just want to tell us how awesome http://www.nakedshirts.co.nz/ is. Also, check out our Myspace page to read this whole thing again, or leave us a comment.

Oh yeah. One more thing. If you want to see some cool tribute bands (and you're in New Zealand), check out The Loaded Hog on Saturday 1st December 7:00 Main rd South Levin. Some friends of ours, Sniper Alley, are going to be bringing the thunder...

New Shirts, Just in Time for Christmas

2007-11-03T13:14:00.000-07:00

Hey hey.

Christmas is almost here again and you know what that means - mindless consumerism! It doesn't have to be mindless, however. We've got some awesome new designs for you just in time for the silly season. Check them out here.

We've had some help, of course. This month we had the help of Polish photographer Michal Zacharzewski. It's his photo we used for this meaty little number:

Anyways, here are a couple of our newies for you. Check us out here, or visit our MySpace page to read this whole thing again! Thanks for stopping by.

Our Latest Shirts, Y'all.

2007-10-15T23:32:00.000-07:00

Usually at nakedshirts.co.nz we source our own images for the shirts we do, but every now and then someone comes along with an image that we've just gotta have. Here is the latest awesome photographer who has kindly allowed us to use her artwork on one of our shirts. Her name is Fran Priestley and you can check out her awesome photography here.

To check out our latest shirts, click here.

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WWW.NAKEDSHIRTS.CO.NZ HAS ARRIVED!!! WOO HOO!!

2007-10-10T15:26:00.000-07:00

And with that, finally NakedShirts.co.nz has arrived! Hallelujah! It's been a long time coming. We are finally on the net, the site is looking fabulous, we've got a couple of awesome new shirts up and we are exhausted, relived but mostly very, very happy.
We're going to become New Zealand's premiere t-shirt site, offering awesome, high quality, hilarious, and, believe it or not, reasonably priced tees to both New Zealanders and the world at large.
Check out the site here. We've got lots of competitions coming, and you can win shirts just by signing up to our newsletter, so be sure to check us out and get signed up.
Also feel free to cruise by our official MySpace page. Check it out and leave us a message here.
Well, that's it for now. Please leave a comment and let us know what you think, or, for orders, go to the site or email us at nakedshirts@gmail.com. Thanks for visiting, and rock on.

Johnny Sunshine